Weekly Horoscopes

Tuesday brings the week’s main event: a Lunar Eclipse in Virgo. Eclipses are the universe's way of hitting the "eject" button on situations that have reached their expiration date.

To understand this week’s specific, wildly fated vibe, we have to look at the real estate of Pisces, which for the last 15 years has been hosting two slow-moving planets.

On Tuesday, we welcome a Solar Eclipse in Aquarius. Think of it as a pilot episode, or the opening scene of a brand new narrative arc: the very first eclipse in the Aquarius/Leo series that will color the next two years of our lives.

On Friday, Saturn enters Aries, the first sign of the zodiac. We are trading the cloud for a construction site. Things might get loud, but for the first time in three years, that noise will be the sound of traction.

If last week felt like you were flooring the gas only to spin your wheels in mud, consider this week the main event. It is time to fasten your seatbelts. The universe is