To understand why this Friday feels so electric, we have to look back to 2018. That was the year Uranus—the planet of rebellion, sudden awakenings, and the "shock to the system"—moved into Taurus, the sign that governs our stability, our finances, and our literal "ground."
Whenever an LLM assumes the role of an expert, we must ask: is it right, or merely confident? Large Language Models (LLMs) are known to hallucinate, and any professional astrologer – myself included – will tell you that AI readings are consistently, fundamentally flawed.
When Mercury goes retrograde, the vibes are off. Emails vanish into the ether, exes emerge from the woodwork like cicadas, and your Wi-Fi router develops a complex emotional inner life. Is it a curse? No. Is it an optical illusion? Yes. Can you use it to your advantage? Sometimes!
Remember way back in March 2023 when Saturn first entered Pisces? Well, we’ve been swimming through some serious lessons ever since, and now that the era is about to draw to a close, it's time to truly internalize those hard-won truths.
Forgiveness > Permission. On Friday, February 13th, Saturn—the planet of mastery, structure, and hard-won wisdom—leaves the watery depths of Pisces and storms into the trailblazing sign of Aries. It will remain here until 2028.
