If you look like you just woke up from a nap in a fairy ring, if strangers project fantasies onto you within five seconds of meeting, and if you have absolutely no idea what time it is, you are a quintessential Pisces Rising.
If you were wearing dad sneakers three years before they were cool, if you have a "hot take" on absolutely everything, and if you genuinely feel like you are an alien anthropologist sent to study the strange habits of Earthlings, you are a quintessential Aquarius Rising.
If you were born with a 401(k) and a pervasive skepticism of "fun," if your resting face naturally commands a boardroom, and if you appear to be aging in reverse, you are a quintessential Capricorn Rising.
If you laugh loudly at your own jokes, are nearly out of pages in your passport, and once accidentally insulted someone’s grandmother by "just being honest," you are a quintessential Sagittarius Rising.
If you wear your sunglasses indoors so you can watch people without them watching you, and if you have been told you are intimidating when you were literally just sitting there thinking about what to eat for lunch, you are a quintessential Scorpio Rising.
