If you feel relaxing is a moral failure, constructive criticism is a valid love language, and once rewrote a friend's resume without being asked, you are probably a 1w2.
If you have ever rewritten a grocery list because the handwriting was "too chaotic," if rules are your love language, and if you have a resting face that says, "I'm not angry, just disappointed," you might be a 1w9.
Casual readers who scan these soundbites through the lens of their Sun Sign may unwittingly be missing out. Because predictive astrology – a.k.a., what's going to happen to you today according to your horoscope – relies on an entirely different sign altogether: your Rising sign.
On Friday, Saturn enters Aries, the first sign of the zodiac. We are trading the cloud for a construction site. Things might get loud, but for the first time in three years, that noise will be the sound of traction.