Liz Snower

If you laugh loudly at your own jokes, are nearly out of pages in your passport, and once accidentally insulted someone’s grandmother by "just being honest," you are a quintessential Sagittarius Rising.

If you wear your sunglasses indoors so you can watch people without them watching you, and if you have been told you are intimidating when you were literally just sitting there thinking about what to eat for lunch, you are a quintessential Scorpio Rising.

If people constantly mistake your friendliness with flirting, or if you have ever spent an hour debating which font to use on your Instagram story, you are a quintessential Libra rising.

If you can spot the typo on the restaurant menu before you're even seated, if your idea of relaxation involves organizing things, and if you genuinely believe that there is a right way to load the dishwasher (your way), you are a quintessential Virgo Rising.

If you somehow always end up in the center of every group photo, and feel legitimately allergic to blending in with the crowd, you are a quintessential Leo Rising.