Why ChatGPT Can't Do Astrology

Whenever an LLM assumes the role of an expert, we must ask: is it right, or merely confident? Large Language Models (LLMs) are known to hallucinate, and any professional astrologer – myself included – will tell you that AI readings are consistently, fundamentally flawed.

Mercury Retrograde: A General Survival Guide

When Mercury goes retrograde, the vibes are off. Emails vanish into the ether, exes emerge from the woodwork like cicadas, and your Wi-Fi router develops a complex emotional inner life. Is it a curse? No. Is it an optical illusion? Yes. Can you use it to your advantage? Sometimes!

How to Reflect on Your Saturn in Pisces Era

Remember way back in March 2023 when Saturn first entered Pisces? Well, we’ve been swimming through some serious lessons ever since, and now that the era is about to draw to a close, it's time to truly internalize those hard-won truths.