Feb 16-22: Fate and the New Reality

On Tuesday, we welcome a Solar Eclipse in Aquarius. Think of it as a pilot episode, or the opening scene of a brand new narrative arc: the very first eclipse in the Aquarius/Leo series that will color the next two years of our lives.

Why ChatGPT Can't Do Astrology

Whenever an LLM assumes the role of an expert, we must ask: is it right, or merely confident? Large Language Models (LLMs) are known to hallucinate, and any professional astrologer – myself included – will tell you that AI readings are consistently, fundamentally flawed.

Mercury Retrograde: A General Survival Guide

When Mercury goes retrograde, the vibes are off. Emails vanish into the ether, exes emerge from the woodwork like cicadas, and your Wi-Fi router develops a complex emotional inner life. Is it a curse? No. Is it an optical illusion? Yes. Can you use it to your advantage? Sometimes!